Ok, I am going to apologize now for anything I say that may upset anybody. Gosh dang it do I hate cute looking moms. Seriously, where in the crap do you find time to do your hair, pick out an outfit that actually looks good on your new mom body, put on shoes and... oh look... you showered too. Well congratulations. I showered today. Oh you can't tell? Well I did. I promise. Yes, this is only the second time I've worn these pants this week. I am caught up on the laundry... not on myself but the laundry yes. This nail polish was touched up yesterday. I know it doesn't look like it but yes, there wasn't a chip in it before I did the dishes. I think I will just avoid the newly cleaned handprint free mirror for the day.
I follow some blogs of moms and I'm not going to lie, I am really growing to dislike all of these people. One I knew in high school (cheerleader, you know the type) and it's always a new outfit, perfect makeup, perfect hair. Another, a freakin' bodybuilder bikini model. I'm lucky I shaved my legs today!
Don't get me wrong, I love being a mother. I love my son so much. I just want some style and feel good about myself again. Until then though, all you moms out there had better watch out because I swear if I meet you in a dark ally your cute outfit will not make it out alive.
Oh Colette, you're too funny!
ReplyDeleteAlso, you're beautiful!
I know exactly who you are talking about and I feel the exact same.
ReplyDeleteBut I feel the same way with you sometimes too. And I don't even have my baby yet. I'm worried I'll never see below 150 ever again.
P.S. you always look amazing and I'm totally jealous.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Oh man, this is so great and so honest. Although, from the looks of your blog pictures, I'd say you are very pretty.
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